they had sleepy eyes and sour teeth

ogremom:

when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators literally staring in confusion at this subaru ripping ass through their whole entire lives